Chapter 131 : sarcasm is fantastic

As expected Emmet’s hollering of “cardiac arrest” got the nurses, doctors and everyone else’s attention, I  was normally lucky if I got the janitor to show an interest in me. The girl who had offered up the bandages laughed at Emmet’s blatant over reacting which was infectious and got me laughing too, even though I was now feeling a bit dizzy and my eye lids grew heavy. I wasn’t very tolerant to blood loss.

 “Sorry if I interrupted you from you tea break or anything.” Emmet said sarcastically as the hoard of doctor’s and nurses came in pushing complicated equipment, “but this is really quite important, as you can see there is no cardiac arrest as I am not performing CPR so you can put down the debfib machine now .” Emmet commented eying up the doctor who held the paddles at the ready. He seemed disappointed that he wouldn’t get to use them, Like a child holding a paintbrush and told he wasn’t allowed to paint the walls, “However due to some very unfortunate comments made by that young lads visitor over there Mi has not been able to control her urge to self-harm and has cut her arm, unfortunately in turn this has done quite a bit of damage to her wrist. I did call for help twice but it seems we are in the practice of letting the patients be the nursing staff here, however now you are here now so is there any chance one of you doctors could take a look at Mi’s arm and perhaps page a surgeon as I imagine emergency surgery will be needed. Oh and would one of you nurses be a sweetie and give that lovely young woman there a lesson in mental health. I think she needs it.”

 Ok I knew I shouldn’t have laughed and it was increasingly becoming harder for me to keep my eyes open but Emmet’s sarcasm towards the doctors and nurses in that instant made everything better. Almost.